Finally tried it out, great game all things considered.
SWORDS kill SLIMES
SWORDS KILL SLIMES! And they sure do so very effectively.
Use your mighty sword to kill slimes before they can get to the other side of the screen. Why? Because SWORDS kill SLIMES! And I have given you a sword. So what are you going to do with it? I bet you are gonna kill some SLIMES with it. And if you don't? Well, I guess then you lose. So please, use your SWORD, and kill some SLIMES. For all of our sakes.
Have fun and if enough people play this, I might just add some more SLIMES for your SWORD to obliterate.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING STILL READING??!!??! Just hurry up and play the game.